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Crowd favourite Peter
'RoboCrouch' Crouch now has his own T shirt design to
help fans show their affection for the new cult
figure of English footie |
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| Rich
countries still too mean! |
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| CENSORSHIP
GREAT - NEW SURVEY SAYS |
A new survey for CHINA
FM shows that censorship is great and just what everyone
wants. 1 person in Beijing was surveyed, and |
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| FOOTBALL
NEWS
Becks is literally sick as a parrot |
After years of footballers
being sick as parrots, David Beckham actually was sick as
a parrot after he scored the winning goal for England against
Ecuador. |
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| David
Cameron & his Bill of Rights! |
Tory leader David Cameron
is taking tough with his plans to introduce a British Bill
of Rights. Just needs to get elected first. |
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Nude
paintings make great Tees! |
Great British artists have
taken their nude paintings off the gallery walls and put them
on T shirts. "This is the way to reach people who don't
have time to go to art galleries,' said Mungo Brilliantine,
fine artist and part time butcher. |
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| Why
only good employees rewarded? |
Questions were raised in
the House of Commons yesterday about the human rights infringement
of companies giving awards for so-called good employees.
'What about those who are the worst?' asked Jim Hibbert, Labour
back bencher for 43 years. |
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| Seizing
the day easier in June & July |
Top boffins at London Univerity
have completed their controversial $6m day-seizing project. |
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WORLD
EXCLUSIVE!!! |
Footballer's
wife buys solid gold house |
| Whim
Emilia
Herbert, girlfriend of England football star Eddie Blacken
has not wasted her time in Germany
- she has bought a solid gold house on a whim whilst out
shopping with other England WAGs.
Amazed
Even the other wives
and girlfriends were amazed that she splashed out on a
solid gold house - even the windows are gold and the burglar
alarm is so large it has its own driveway.
Already
been stolen
Unfortunately
Emilia's purchase has already caught the attention of
thieves who have melted it down.
Have your say: Are England going
to win the world cup? email us on editor@conceptTshirts.co.uk |
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The T shirt for footballer's
wives |
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Cutting
ribbons nets Charles cool £14.8m/year! |
| £14m
income and counting!
Having
been forced to reveal his income we can see that Charles
Saxe-Coburg-Gotha's business of shaking hands and cutting
ribbons made a cool £14m last year - or in other
words 560 times the national average income!
£14m
income and £3m tax?
On top of his £14m
income the prince received £2m in subsidies from
the Uk taxpayer! And when it comes to tax Charles paid
£3m, a tax rate of around 21%
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I'll
have a bit of that!
In a quick survey on the streets
of Liverpool, 70% of people said they would willingly
swap jobs with Prince Charles. 'What's the worst that
can happen? A bit of tennis elbow from all that waving'
said Ethel, 57. 'I think I could take that.'
Have your say: Is Prince Charles
having a laugh? email us on editor@conceptTshirts.co.uk |
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Time for a republic
in Britain |
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WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! |
T
SHIRT FOUND ON MOON |
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Good
eyesight
Clever
Swiss Astro-scienticians have developed a telescope so
powerful they have seen a discarded T shirt on the moon.
Proof
aliens exist
Boffin Hans-Egbert Schweizer
said 'This is the first proof that aliens exist, and that
they wear T shirts. Maybe they are more like us than we
thought.'
Not
cheese
The scienticians also say that the
moon is not made of cheese, nor is there
a man in it, putting to rest two myths that 76% of
Britons believe.
Have your say: What's your favourite
cheese? email us on editor@conceptTshirts.co.uk |
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artists
impression of moon T shirt |
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FAT
MEN NEED BIGGER T SHIRTS SHOCK |
New research has been passed to Concept Magazine
which shows beyond doubt that the fatter a man
is, the bigger a T shirt he needs. Does this research
also apply to women? We do not know.
Your thoughts? email us on magazine@concepttshirts.co.uk |
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to conceptTshirts! |
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T shirts
are the post-modern canvas, seen everywhere and worn
by everyone .At last everyone can be a patron of the
arts - with art for every occasion. See conceptTshirts
work in contemporary art galleries & on the street.
Slogans, political, protest, funny, humourous T shirts.
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| Men
shouldn't dance - new research! |
Proving that
Cicero was right all those years ago new research
from Skomer Island has reiterated that men shouldn't
dance. 'Their bodies cannot stand the pressures,'
said Dr Emlyn Jones, lead investigator. |
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| Police
arrest man for walking suspiciously |
Kent police
who had been called to a disturbance in the city's
Vietnamese district arrested a man who was walking
past. 'I do have a bit of a limp' Ian Jefferson
said, 'But this is still a free country. Isn't
it?' |
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| Asbo
has no pesto pasta at Asda |
An asbo was
issued to Miss Delliana Mcbiskie in Scunthorpe
yesterday in what is though tto be the UK's first
spaghetti-based behaviour order. Mcbiskie is not
allowed within 100 metres of the pasta aisle in
her local Asda. 'We are very grateful,' J Fox,
mgr. |
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| All
T shirts are available in all colours. ie - even if the photo
is of a red T, you can choose the design in any colour you want
when you start the buying process! |
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